Share your story, trust someone to hear it and listen to someone else’s. It’s all we can do. This is six year old Roann’s story, caught in the middle of her English father-turned-tantric masseur and her Muslim mother who insists on open dialogue, furiously masturbating. In this journey of self-discovery, Roann takes on sex, sexuality and family relationships. Prepare to reconnect, re-examine and revel in the sheer messiness and extraordinary love we all hold within us. But most importantly, remember that three pounds stolen from your dad just isn’t going to get you on the property ladder.